Jokes and more jokes will get laughs and more laughs. When you are telling jokes it is best to leave the best gags pranks or tricks to the last. Bird jokes go down well at parties or in company down at the pub. When telling jokes regardless of the joke material being about our feathered friends the blonde dolly bird or Paddy and Mick jokes then you must be extra careful not to offend. Below you will find some side splitting jokes for whatever occasion you tend on cracking your funny jokes.

Jokes 1

Q: Why did the monster cross the road?
A: To eat the chicken!

Joke 2

Q: What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A: A brick layer!


Joke 3

Q: Who tells the best chicken jokes?
A: Comedi-HENS!


Joke 4

Q: Daughter: Mum, can I have a canary for Christmas?
A: Mum: NO! You'll have turkey like everyone else!


Joke 5

Q: Why do hummingbirds hum?
A: Because they forgot the words!


Joke 6

Q: Where does a 500-pound canary sit?
A: Anywhere it wants!


Joke 7

Q: How does a chicken mail a letter to her friend?
A: In a HEN-velope!


Joke 8

Q: Why did the owl say, "Tweet, tweet."?
A: Because she didn't give a hoot!


Joke 9

Q: What books did the owl like?
A: Hoot-dunits!


Joke 10

Q: What do you give a sick bird?
A: Tweetment!


To keep your party of friends in a happy a mood take breaks in-between telling jokes because you can over do it. You will be surprised that if your jokes are funny then your friends will be screaming out for more of your jokes. More bird jokes below


Joke 11
Q: What did the 500 pound canary say?
A: Here Kitty, Kitty!


Joke 12

Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter?
A: Because it's too far to walk!


Joke 13

Q: Why do seagulls live near the sea?
A: Because if they lived near the bay, they would be called bagels!


Joke 14

Q: What did the duck say after he went shopping?
A: "Put it on my bill!"


Joke 15

Q: What kind of bird can carry the most weight?
A: The crane!


Joke 16

Q: What bird is with you at every meal?
A: A swallow!


Joke 17

Q: What's smarter than a talking parrot?
A: A spelling bee!


Joke 18
Q: What key won't open any door?
A: A turkey!


Joke 19

Q: What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cow?
A: Roost beef!


Joke 20

Q: What bird is always sad?
A: The blue jay!


Remember to keep the best jokes and gags till last to leave a funny lasting affect on your audience. Fill the air with laughter to create a jolly atmosphere of which every party or occasion should have. Telling funny jokes is the best way to create this feel.