Elephant Jokes – Is the reason why people look for elephant jokes because they feel they are getting a jumbo proportion of laughs. As like with any other type of jokes and gags – animal humor can be very funny. Feel free to laugh and use the material on this website to make others  laugh too.

What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants with sunglasses
in the distance?
Nothing. He doesn't recognize them.

What is the difference between en elephant and a plum?
An elephant is grey.

How do you get four elephants into a Mini?
Two in the front, two in the back.

What game do four elephants in a mini play?
Squash

How do you know there are *two* elephants in your fridge?
The door won't close.

How can you tell that an elephant has been in your fridge?
By the footprints in the butter.

Jokes should always be in good taste. Although some jokes and gags are funny to some folk they may appear offensive to others, so therefore choose your audience carefully. It is a wise to omit any racists jokes from your joke and gag material you have laid on for entertaining.

Why do elephants wear shoes with yellow soles?
So you don't see them when they float upside down in a bowl of custard.


What has two grey legs and two brown legs?
An elephant with diarrhea.

What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?
Lots of room!


Enjoy and remember not to offend because the sure thing you may get other than that of intended laughter may just well be a slap. A good comedienne can fill the air with laughter with how he or she actually tells a joke. There is every possibility that your audience will laugh more heartily if actions are performed at the same time as a gag is being cracked. Hilarious antics and magic tricks with a few gags and jokes thrown into any act will have you go down a bomb on stage.
More Elephant funnies guaranted to split sides

Q: What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?
A: Sir.
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Q: What's grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow,
grey, yellow, grey, yellow?
A: An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!
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Q: Why is an elephant big, grey, and wrinkly?
A: Because, if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Aspirin.
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Q: What's grey and white on the inside and red and white on the outside?
A: Tin of Cream of Elephant soup.
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Q: What is grey and not there.
A: No elephants.

Hope you enjoyed our funny elephant jokes to share with your friends.