Funny jokes for ladies, well women like to laugh to you know even if it is at someone else’s expense. Isn`t that what humor is all about. For the girls who want to laugh, giggle and titter then below are some of the funniest and hilarious jokes for ladies. Yes women can get away with a lot of things but when it comes to cracking jokes or gags you have to remember that people are sensitive towards many things so be careful on your audience. To get it right pick your audience wisely and you will know who you will get a laugh off or not.

Joke 1 - Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes. It's our job to tread them down, and then keep them in the dark until they mature. And hopefully they'll turn out to be something we would like to have dinner with.

Joke 2 - If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?

Joke 3 -  Q: What's the best way to kill a man?
A: Put a pretty blonde and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only one.

Joke 4 -  Q: Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?
A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

Joke 5 - Q: How does a man keep his youth?
A: By giving HER money, furs and diamonds.

Joke 6 -  Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"

Men are like.....Placemats.
They only show up when there's food on the table.

Men are like.....Mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like.....Parking spots.
The good ones are taken, and the rest are too small.

Men are like.....Copiers.
You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.

Men are like.....Bananas.
The older they get, the less firm they are.

Q: Why do men masturbate?
A: It's sex with someone they love.

Q: Why were men given larger brains than dogs?
A: So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.

Q: How many men does it take to put the toilet seat down?
A: Nobody knows, it hasn't happened yet

Use these jokes at parties. They will also go down a treat with your fellow hens on a hen night. If you tend on gate crashing a stag do full of men then you’re treading on eggshells - sharing your ladies jokes with the target of your particular jokes and funny gags. If these blokes like to laugh then they will see the funny side of the funniest jokes ever. More party jokes can be found online. You can also purchase gag books full of ways to make people laugh – whether it is telling jokes, doing tricks or playing pranks to get a laugh. Have fun and enjoy these jokes ladies, but more importantly enjoy sharing them.