To laugh costs nothing, but gives much pleasure to them who do them laughing. Jokes and gags will always see a person smile or giggle. Here you will find some hilarious funny gags and the funniest of jokes. Feel free to use them for your party occasion. Choose your jokes  appropriately to suit your audience. Although jokes are supposedly to be funny – not everyone has the same sense of humor so you have be careful not offend with racist jokes or joke material that people may find offensive like blue jokes.

A smile is sunshine to the sad and is nature's best antidote for trouble. Yet it cannot be bought, begged, borrowed or stolen, for it is of no value to anyone until it is given away. Some folk are too tired to give you a smile but never that tired to laugh if the joke that is cracked is really funny.

1 Question: Why are you staring at that orange drink bottle?
Answer: Because it says on the label, "Concentrate

2 Question: Which is fastest - hot or cold?
Answer: Hot. You can catch cold

3 Did you hear about the hold-up in the yard?
Two clothes pegs held up a pair of pants

4 Why didn't the woman get any sleep?
Because she plugged her electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed

5 An American tourist walking around Windsor Castle was overheard asking, "The noise of planes taking off wrecks the atmosphere. Why did they build it so close to the airport?"

6The woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day.
One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side... You know what?"
"What dear?" She gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth from the man's heartfelt memories of their life together.
"I think you're bad luck."

7 Why should you be careful about telling secrets in a vegetable garden?
Because corn has ears, potatoes have eyes, and beans talk

8 what is purple and has sixty legs and big orange teeth?
I don't know, but if you see one, run for your life!

9 What has a tongue but cannot talk - a shoe.
Has legs but cannot walk - a chair.
Has a head but cannot think - a pin.
Has eyes but cannot see - a packet of needles

Enjoy and keep on laughing because when you smile the world smiles with you and wouldn`t it then be a great world in which to live.