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Wedding Jokes – Although weddings is about the
bride a groom taking their vows and
pledging their undying
love for one another till death do us part,
what about the time after that and you’re
wedding guests that want to party and laugh at
funny wedding jokes.
Wedding Jokes can come clean and smutty,
however depending on the audience you want to
crack your wedding gags to, you decide on
what’s most ideal. The more humorous the more
laughs you will get
You need the funniest wedding jokes to get the
party going but most important of all get
laughter in the air
At the cocktail party, one
woman said to another, 'Aren't you wearing your
wedding ring on the wrong finger?' The other
replied, 'Yes, I am, I married the wrong
man.'
After a quarrel, a wife
said to her husband, 'You know, I was a fool
when I married you.' The husband answered,
'Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't
notice.'
A man inserted an 'ad' in
the classifieds: 'Wife wanted' . Next day he
received a hundred letters. They all said the
same thing: 'You can have
mine.'
When a man takes off with
your wife, there is no better revenge than to
let him keep her.
I married Miss Right. I
just didn't know her first name was
Always.
Losing a wife can be
hard. In my case, it was almost
impossible.
I haven't spoken to my
wife for two years - I don't like to interrupt
her.
Just think, if it weren't
for marriage, men would go through life
thinking they had no faults at
all.
Jokes don’t have be dirty to get a smile out of
someone. Choose your jokes with care so as not
to offend. Not everyone shares the same sense
of humour. I know it’s hard to understand how
others don’t find what you find funny, funny,
but that’s people for you, so be careful; you
don’t want to go upsetting the wedding
guests.
My girlfriend told me I
should be more affectionate. So I got two
girlfriends.
A husband said to his
wife, 'No, I don't hate your relatives. In
fact, I like your mother-in-law better than I
like mine.'
A man meets a genie. The
genie tells him he can have whatever he wants,
provided that his mother-in-law gets double.
The man thinks for a moment and then says, 'OK,
give me a million dollars and beat me half to
death.'
A man said his credit
card was stolen but he decided not to report it
because the thief was spending less than his
wife did.
The most effective way to
remember your wife's birthday is to forget it
once.
Wedding jokes are ten a
penny just go online to find more gags more
fitting for the
occasion
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